she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
totally poinked my lawyers daughter in his hot tub last night. i figure getting off is just compensation for not getting me off.
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
I went eBay shopping last night. Turns out I brought a Viking drinking horn. I can't even be mad.
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
I just woke up hand cuffed to the bar and shirtless, so yeah I think I need you to come get me.
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
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