we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
He tried to give me a shoulder massage while i peed in the neighbors bushes to "make it more relaxing."... I let him... That drunk
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
Next time I will hook the Xbox before I get high I spent 30minuts thinking I was playing the Simpsons game when it was in reality a tv episode
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
What shade of lipstick clearly states, I'm only attending this wedding for the drugs and groomsmen?
The neighborhood cougar just purred at me while I was doing yard work. I’m terrified and tumescent
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