What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
god help us all. i just saw an infant wearing a onesie that said "i don't know who my daddy is"
took 5 apple pie shots. caution: flames. not digestable.
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
Clearly the ONLY reason why you were voted employee of the month is because of your upside-down beer funneling skills.
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
i woke up inside a girl that i promised i would take on a date to Chili's
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
I took the beard trimmer to my balls this morning.\nMuch blood. Much blood from my scrotum.
I am drunkenly riding a razor scooter up and down the hills of Cincinnati
What in the fuck are you doing with your life
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
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