Having a random hookup so left but love u
It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
somehow on my way home with matt, I ended up straddling steve on the sidewalk and polling the people walking by on whether or not we should have sex.
this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
so, i drunkenly called my religious roomie because i was lost and told her if she couldn't come find me, jesus would condemn her to hell for not leading me to the light .. too much?
what happened last night?
u kept telling him to fuck u optimus prime style
that explains why his roommate kept saying autobots roll out this morning as i left
He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
ill drive you to the airport today if we can have sex first
i left yesterday
ill pick you up from the airport on sunday if we can have sex after
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