At least make sure they are 18
Why
I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
He wanted a quickie. I said, can I play doodle jump on my iPhone during? And that's exactly how it went.
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
Accidentally gagged on my toothbrush and puked up a Walgreen's cheeseburger. 1) I am not going to be on top of my game tonight. 2) Since when do I have a gag reflex? 3) Walgreen's cheeseburgers are awesome.
I guess, just don't make it awkward
MY FUCK BUDDY'S MOTHER FRIEND REQUESTED ME! IT'S ALREADY AWKWARD COREY
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
Just accidentally flashed my junk to the lady helping me try on suits, it was cold in there, I don't think she was impressed.
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
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