Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
My alcohol tolerance is way too high for this paycheck.
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
I'm always drunk lately
Now I'm in a game of hide and seek in Sears
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
Sooooooo Your wife and your girlfriend are making cat noises at one another via text
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
Let the clothes fall where they may.
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
This is the Front Desk Lady from the Saturolite Inn. Your friend is passed out in the lobby. Please come help her.
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