absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
he was wearing sponge bob boxers. Guess how long he lasted.
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
When you went through airport security you asked if the could check if a baby was in there. That drunk.
found a ham sandwich in the elevator it tasted so hungry and it was still fresh. dont be mad at me. you know you love ham.
Look I know it's late and I hope this doesn't wake you up but I feel like you should know that I'm sleeping on my couch in my own apartment so that my friend can get laid in my bed, and I would do the same for you.
I need to shotgun another beer. Where's the machete?
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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