'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
So I'm eating my sandwich... and a penny fell out of it.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
I just stole a conducting baton from the chicago symphony orchestra... i have to stop drinking on weeknights
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
Over 50% of the drunkest nights I have ever had began with me saying "I'll just drink my dinner" to you.
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
I need a hoe opinion
go on
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
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