I have no idea who these bands are he's listening to. If his current playlist was a pandora station, however, it would be titled "music for closet cock gobblers"
Thats two for two birthdays where I've gotten the "alcoholism runs in the family" speech
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
Maybe it was silver. I don't know. I was drunk sifting through my dogs vomit.
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
Bourbon is too strong for my cat, he does not want to drink it
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
I just want to drink bourbon and have sex and then eat like, a Christmas cookie.
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
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