the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
Soo i just shotgunned a water balloon...
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
Just pulled over to throw up in a day care parking lot while the kids were outside playing. The adults were mortified.
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
The toilet started ringing, I think I just found your phone.
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
Well I just walked into a wedding reception and im currently eating a cannoli in the men's room while pissing
I'm petting the cat while shitting. This is all I ever wanted
This morning I found four opened yet full beers on my desk and my towel rack pulled off the wall and in bed with me
We celebrated our relationship by shotgunning beers on his lawn in our underwear. I may have to marry this man...
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
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