I need help removing her.
You drink too much
No, I drink just the right amount - too often.
ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
So the bitch asked me if I wanted the name brand or the generic contraceptive. Does it look like I want to be generically pregnant?
my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
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