It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
I came back and almost ran over two people passed out in my driveway I've never met before in my life
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
I don't even fuck like that, he just happened to be in the right place at the right drunk.
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
My mother is a bitch. She just outed me to my dad. He wants to meet you by the way...
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
he went down on me WHILE i ate BACON PIZZA! best. boyfriend. ever.
I bonged champagne. And did keg stands. What in the actual fuck am I doing with my life?
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