Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
He sent a pic, I sent one back. Then nothing. It's like we sext-messaged goodbye and ended the relationship.
I just pull a splinter from the head of my penis. It was a rough night.
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
Taking Gomer to the ER. He tore something trying to stretch his nutsack enough to put his balls in his own ass. I need new friends.
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
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