Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top?
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
Can you please come and collect your boss off of my kitchen floor.
How was it playing wingman?
I feel like I was rockys coach watching him get the shit beaten out of him by Apollo creed
I thought this guy walking back to the dorms with his black laundry bag was walking a black flamingo I'm not even kidding I had to take a break on a bench after that.
You're my favorite person
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
I guess I’m only into threesomes at Halloween, because I just woke up next to “Marilyn Monroe” and “Joe DiMaggio” in their condo
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