how drunk was i? i pretended i was getting a blowjob from a fuckin dolphin in front of my dad. thats how drunk i was.
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
You told me you were allowed to keep eating butter because it had just passed midnight and you were on the next day's daily fat servings
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
Yeah..I guess you know your hair looks like shit when TSA asks to inspect it
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
Bank just called....we left my debit card in the ATM last night.
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
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