How is Miami?
Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln
He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
So it turns out my dad calls his penis "John" which means he either named me after his penis or his penis after me
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
I miss college girls! You know how depressing it is to fuck 30 year olds? That's what failure feels like
You couldn't remember her number so you tried to dial her name into your phone. Once you realized you didn't know her name, you dialed 7 random numbers
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
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