Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
im drinking this country out of the recession.
Strawberries are so good its weird that food is growable
Masturbating after my cheeseburger. It's unavoidable.
Her hair smelled like a rat dipped in mustard on fire
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
Seriously, it sounds like someone is torturing a dozen cats inside a Japanese techno club while a jamaican yells random hipster words through a megaphone.
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
Dude you better come get your girl, she's sitting here eating a tub of pasta salad muttering to herself about gypsies.
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
Randomize
