in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
Raise your hand if you bought 2 annoying girls shots of water. CLOWNS.
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
Just threw up in my seat during the national anthem. Probably not good.
By the end of the first quarter he was so hammered he was pouring beer into the crockpot with the miniature hot dogs and BBQ sauce saying he loved the supper bowl and he loves taking mini weinies to the face
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
What do you expect from her? Do you remember that creepy man she dated who saturated a pillowcase in his musky cologne and mailed it to her and she still slept with him.
I smoked then listened to a voicemail from my mom...I ended up yelling at my phone cause she wasn't answering me. Forgot it was a recording.
You literally chaperoned my booty call.
I emptied a Vyvance capsule into my coffee pot last night and set the auto start. Pretty sure I've been drinking meth all morning
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
dude. I can hear the air.
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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