Fun fact: he pulled out my nuva ring while he was fingering me.. he looked really confused at me and it a couple of times, so i just said "surprise! not only is it good for pleasure, it's also really handy for storing plastic toys." I'm thinking he's definately gonna call.
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking if you had a pulse
You're on Grindr at the STD clinic. I love you.
Use "feeling words"
Yay
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
Here’s how sick I am. I’m not hungry. I don’t want coffee. And I don’t want dick. So, you know it’s bad.
She handed me scissors and told me that they were the ones with the lowest probability of having been used to trim someone's pubes.
Randomize
