Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
As we're eating sushi she goes I just want to get a disease so my mom can take care of me... Great first date
I just told him he had gained a new brother. He immediately knew I meant the eskimo kind.
You sent me a cat video and you screaming drunkenly in my background
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
Just woke up with an entire pack of Oreos in my cheetah onesie. I've been waiting for this moment forever.
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
Shut the fuck up! I can hear you having sex over Pirates of the Caribbean you moaning whore.
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
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