She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
Hey guess what I got for Valentine's day? Debt and blue balls.
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
Our whole friendship has just been time foreshadowing my dick in your mouth.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
WHY does every guy I sleep with want to fix my car?!
After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
I need a hug and tequila
I'm sitting next to a milk crate full of tequila right now
This is why we need to live in the same city again
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
I told my fuck buddy that I wanted one of his arms to take home with me to hold onto in bed and he was hurt that I didn't want to bring him, like as a person, home to my family. I feel like you and only you could appreciate this.
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
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