Have you finally orgasmed yet?
My bottle opener just broke off in the cork
They don't teach how to cope w these situations in boy scouts
cannot fit in my clothes. too depressed to drink.
if you drink enough to puke, it's like a weight loss plan.
i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
So apparently the only parts of last night I remember didn't actually happen.. When did vodka become a hallucinogen?
I just sang country roads at the top of my lungs with my cab driver. Tonight was a success.
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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