you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
worst night to have a conscience
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
Just read my long term horoscope. I'm not gonna get laid for another 2 years.
I'm not sure any amount of coworker judgement will keep me from eating oatmeal with dinosaur eggs.
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
My life is over. I farted in open court. Noticeably. The judge looked at me. It echoed.
dude, my hangover is telling me there was tequila involved
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
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