margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
At what point in time did you think it was ok to jizz in my hair while I slept??
Around the time you told me my brothers dick was bigger.
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
i found the one person in the world who takes longer to cum than i do... mutual dissatisfaction is probably not the best foundation for a relationship.
You told the waitress last night "What tip bracket do I have to be in to see your boobs"
we walked around the neighborhood with caution tape tied around our foreheads, making indian noises. I might have disturbed a crime scene to make a native american headdress.
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
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