the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
someone should tell her that easter eggs aren't meant to be dildos.
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
could you please explain to me why my jumper cables are on my bedroom floor?
We're gonna go drive around campus and throw water balloons at all the drunk bitches wobbling around, wanna come?
My mother just made an innapropriate gesture with a cucumber while grocery shopping at whole foods... Then she said "bitches love cucumbers" and all this time i thought i was adopted
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
Bring me that man meat
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
I found your birth control, it was in your Crown Royal bag.
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