You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I just feng shui'd our living room furniture. You may be mad in the morning
i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
dude, i have to cancel tonight, my neighbor just bought a goat
This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.
I think they can follow the trail of blood to my house if they have a problem with me taking a dip in their hot tub last night b4 stepping on a broken bottle
Fate is real! that hot chick, Megan just showed up dressed as jasmine and I'm dressed as Aladdin this is going to be cake
Um...It has come to my attention that I may have said some rather vulgar things about Sean Connery to you and anyone listening last night, so...I apologize for that. I meant the things I said. But still. Sorry.
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
Somehow his homemade liquor activated memories of my semester abroad three years ago. I ended up yelling random medical advice in German, while my roommates played dress-up with the cat stoned out of their minds. I consequently gave up on dating. Back in the ONS game.
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
I want to shoot him sideways (so he can still breathe) in the Adam's apple with my little crossbow.
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