Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
Her friend drew me a diagram of how we could get away with her giving me a blowjob at work.
I puked in the coffee maker. I wouldn't make coffee tomorrow morning if I were you
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
I figured out why I insisted on leaving my sweater on the ground outside. I smelled it and I'm 97% sure I peed on it last night
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
Is there any chance of you maybe wanting a bouncy house at your wedding. Like maybe a .0001 chance. If so I would totally chip in for that.
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