so it turns out you can rearrange the letters in "scottsdale" to spell "milf city." who knew?
no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
somehow in between the body shots the bong hits and trying to convince the 7-11 lady to let me fill up my vodka bottle with cherry slurpee. i misplaced my car.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
You turned to me, asked if I was having fun yet, and then threw up onto my jeans. Thanks for the awesome first time partying experience
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
No amount of beer will make me feel better about this. It's time for Emergency Whisky
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
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