Afterwards she curled up in my dog's bed and slept there all night
How mad was your dog?
It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
i'm not sure what happened last night.. i do remember the police calling me to find out where i was because apparently at some point i went missing? don't worry though. they found me
She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
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