i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
Ok now I cleared out half the bar and Em and I have 5 Jameson shots lined up for you. You have 15 min.
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
I just realized the only way to play Edward forty-hands is commando in a skirt. This intelligence kick is really doing me justice.
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
This Christmas I would like to thank Jesus for cocaine.
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
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