If I had a clone, I'd fuck it with a condom
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
theres a new barista at starbuck holy fuck she's hot
i want to face-plant into her vagina
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
That portable toilet under the bed? Turns out it was a tuba. Explains alot.
Rationing the toilet paper. Only one wipe allowed. I'm scared to move too much.
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