I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
did you by any chance leave me that 7 minute long voicemail of you running and constantly tripping into bushes?
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
Also, I found out tonight a major plus for being female is you can accidentally call the hot bartender sweet tits and she won't get mad.
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
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