Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
I'm honestly too sad to drink and hang out with strippers. This breakup sucks.
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
I need to shower, but I have no shower curtain... I think I can get by with a whore bath and a hat for one more day.
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
This is even better than the wine from my laundry basket
I just drunkenly signed my mortgage application...
Is this how the global financial crisis happened?
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
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