I'd wear matching sweaters with you
I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
Ever since I got married, I've become the MacGuyver of masturbation
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
You're not married and none of these idiots are committing to you so whore it up on whore island
Can we go to pirate hooker whore island then
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
I'm a terrible person when I drink. I went from fine to not making any sense and yelling about cheese in like 30 seconds.
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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