Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
where does the pee come out of this thing
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
I left you pizza on the porch. I didn't want to wake you, if you were passed out on the bathroom floor again. Sorry if it's cold.
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
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