If that was your dad, he is hot
my vag is singing 'hurts so good' by john mellencamp
One can only hope that this night would end with my thumb in another humans rectum.
it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
And that is why we dont do tequila shooters at 1 in the afternoon. Because you go home with a beast like that
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
Two guys I banged regularly got married this week. I need vodka.
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
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