this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
I kind of drew a blank when the doctor asked me how I got super glue up my nose.
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
FYI my mom is sending thanksgiving "samples" of her fancy pot stash for us this weekend. I bring the BEST family leftovers.
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
Girl behind me in line at CVS was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan B soon she might be a mom and that if we couldn't tell she'd be a horrible mom
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
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