im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
Its 11am, im in the city in a pocahontas outfit, lost a heel and found a gold rolex in my lingerie.
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
I told a 250 pound football player I would catch him if he jumped into my arms. And that is how I broke my wrist
I refuse to plan drunken casual sex. Just think of the monster I'd create.
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
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