So, someone in Olympia stole my credit card # last week and bought a platypus vibrator with it. That’s it.
Bonnaroo quote of the day: "why the fuck am i pregnant?!?!" - exclaimed loudly by random hippie.
oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
i woke up with a shattered plate next to my head.
I lost count of how many people I peed on last night.
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
last night i reached the point where my boob implants paid for themselves in free drinks. to celebrate lets go out and get more free drinks tonite.
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
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