i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
If you can't find your cat in the morning it's cause i put him in the laundry basket and then put the laundry basket in the shower.
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
there's a drunk hobo under the bridge wearing a jester hat and screaming at women
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
I'm a professor! I can't be caught chasing the liquor with you hooligans once the undergrads have seen my face
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
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