Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
Not cool at all. Last night I organized my condoms by expiration date. I need to get laid.
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
Woke up this morning with Nerf Bullets stuck to everything in my house and nut in my belly button. What exactly happened last night?
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
He used the ring emoji and we've gone out four times. What is my life.
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
Point in my hangover when I'm honestly not sure if I'm about to puke, or shit my pants.
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