We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
you have to choose: penises or morals?
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
I just want you to know that i just realized your the only friend i dont feel fat around.
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
Yeah.. I'm sorry I broke your phone. But in my defense you handed me the frying pan.
Dude. Where are you? I'm making waffles in the waffle iron. It's beautiful.
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
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