Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
I can't wet the bed. That was the old me. I'm grown
Oh my god
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
Defrosting my uncrustable with my laptop...Hungover dinner
the 5 D's of Dodgeball literally just saved my life
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
she dared me to make out with the amish dude so I went up to him and grabbed him by the beard
GRABBED HIM BY THE BEARD
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
When are your genitals available?
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
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