Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
The nurse who handed me my discharge papers underlined and highlighted do not consume alcohol while on my painkiller its like she knows me.
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
Apparently, "please don't I have to be in court tomorrow" is not a valid excuse for a girl to abstain from giving a massive hickey.
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
Damn victory sex feels great
I would've fucked Winston Churchill - rode that D like I was going into battle.
I just got home and spray-tanned my boyfriend. That's the side of relationships they don't tell you about...
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
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