Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
Can I tell him I got herpes from your bong instead of from that guy who claimed to be an olympic diver?
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
Why can't you just come over, fuck me, then leave so i can get stoned and watch law and order?
Why is there a waffle in the knife drawer?
The real question is why are there knives in the waffle drawer.
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
Are you drunk? You left me a voicemail at 5:59 AM of you making dolphin sounds.
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