stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
in the event that i am dead, my body is laying in the intersection of ... the pearl in springfield. it was my friend's 21st but i think i'm dead. wearing a black top. like i said, probably dead.
I must have had a great time last night.. I woke up with coconut oil all over my glasses
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
Puking on the side of the road and legitimately just got a head nod and thumbs up from an 80 year old man on a Segway... What the fuck?
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
Life achievement unlocked: I just ate a Slim Jim "Lady and the Tramp" style with a guy in a bar.
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
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