i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
I was like, booze is the closest thing I have to a father. Don't pour daddy down the sink
who orders an old fashioned in 2014? even my Grandparents think you're an asshole.
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
How do you explain to your parents that you can't go to the library because you got banned for being drunk in there... on a Sunday afternoon?
That's $100,000 of quality education right there.
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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