In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
Remember ______, girl, blonde, one of my roommates the first year of ________?
Yeah we hooked up in the top bunk bed while simultaneously having a conversation with u, so yeah, I remember her
He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
Todays outfit involves shorts with embroidered fish. This kids gonna die.
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
He's like my sex unicorn. Elusive and majestic. I'll catch him, I'm baiting with patron.
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
Hahah what did you even say to him?!
That I was gonna inflate his vagina with a leaf blower?
Oh.
Remember last time I drank with my mom? I asked if I got my dick sucking abilities from her.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
I couldn't find the oven mitts so I used a thick stack of tortillas
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
he went down on me WHILE i ate BACON PIZZA! best. boyfriend. ever.
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