Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"
I'm in a hotel full of Marines. I'm leaving here pregnant.
I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
The guy had great intentions when throwing us free beer off the balcony... but of course I was the one to get hit in the face because that's the kind of luck I have
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
For new year's, we should just keep our resolution simple and keep accomplishing burpees in heels.... while drunk.
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
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