I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
I told the cop it was my birthday and he said "happy fuckin birthday", handcuffed me and threw me in the back of the cop car.
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
She kept telling the ambulance to sit down and then started crying when we told her it couldn't hear her
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
I would ride that face into the sunset
We were making out on the floor and his 13 year old beagle crawled in between us & just sat there...I got cockblocked by an ancient beagle named Bubba
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
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